remember when i didnt put pictures of myself on my blog
and people thought i was a guy
and they called me oppa
and asked how long my dick was
can you imagine the announcers saying that shinee is up next with nightmare but the stage remains completely empty and suddenly all you hear is jonghyun saying in his breathy sexy voice who’s that knocking on my door and all 5 of them appear from the back and fuck i would pee my pants
- Normal fangirl : i wish my bias marry me and we'll live happily ever after
- Me : i wish they are gay and fucking each other....
- You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
- Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- Friend2: "come back to bed"
- Friend3: *various sex noises*
- Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
- Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
- Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
- Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"
remade; now with a special guest (/^3^)/